I realize the contradiction in being a fully-grown man and writing and article about adults obsessing over the little Canadian cash machine called Justin Bieber, but there are questions that need answering, and we’re gonna put on a pot of coffee and chainsmoke in a poorly lit room until we get to the bottom of this mystery, dammit. Continue Reading

As you probably know, since they kicked Conan O’Brien off The Tonight Show, he decided to do a live tour. What, you didn’t know? Here are the details.

Unfortunately, most of the tickets are sold out, and even if they weren’t, the meet-and-greet package (your best chance of stroking his hypnotic, gravity-defying coiffure) is about $700. Luckily! There is another way.

The tour is sponsored by American Express, and apparently, they want your Twitter love. If you follow them and tweet “Hey @americanexpress I want to be with Coco in [your local tour stop]. Pick me! http://bit.ly/bEUqsh #amexConan”, you’ll be entered to get a free meet-and-greet ticket. Or it could be two, I don’t know. I’m too good for contests.

Deets at the official contest site. Tour info at TeamCoco.com. Go git dem tix!

I’ll write something later. I mean, I have the whole rest of the life of this stupid blog to write stuff, why do I have to write something now?

To tell you it’s a blog? You know that.

To tell you it’s a waste of precious brainpower? You must know that on some level. But don’t worry, it’s not much of a waste, and I promise – I PROMISE – that I will never overheat your little coconut with ideas that are complicated, important, or relevant in any way.

I’m here to celebrate nerdiosity in all its forms, and that’s not even a word. Whether you’re a SxSW nerd, DWTS nerd, or somewhere in between, there willl always be something here for you. Unless there isn’t.