Calling a woman a hot piece of ass is wrong, do you hear me? Wrong! Offensive! Inappropriate! We’ve also already discussed the inherent douchbaggery of playing Farmville, so if you do both, it should be no surprise when a sassy bespectacled fury armed with a dry-erase board comes after you as if she were a spider monkey and you were made of bananas. Continue Reading

If any of you have ever read a men’s magazine before, or possibly Mademan’s Chickipedia or Manolith’s Chickolith (yeah, I’ve never heard of them either), you know that writing about physically perfect women is nothing new.

Well, that shit is boring. With that in mind, it is with great pride and a pinch of shame that I introduce Secretly Lame’s answer to those girl galleries: I’d Hit That. Women (and men if we ever get any female writers) who are less than Hollywood-perfect, but still totally doable. First up: Crystal, the British girl in the Windows 7 commercial!

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