So yeah, why do people think it’s appropriate to start sentences with “So yeah,”? Smooth transition to why the hell this blog hasn’t been taken down yet… complete.

But seriously folks, we could stand here all day and bandy cliches, but to the topic at hand: I always thought I’d come back to this, and also it’s the first time in my life I didn’t accidentally let the domain registration lapse.

I’m well out of practice and the effort of writing 70-odd words has made me weary. I’ll post again when I’m really bored. For now, have a link to my ulterior motive.

Calling a woman a hot piece of ass is wrong, do you hear me? Wrong! Offensive! Inappropriate! We’ve also already discussed the inherent douchbaggery of playing Farmville, so if you do both, it should be no surprise when a sassy bespectacled fury armed with a dry-erase board comes after you as if she were a spider monkey and you were made of bananas. Continue Reading

One of my favorite rappers, mc chris (you may know him as the voice of MC Pee Pants on Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Hesh on Sealab 2021), has made something of a name for himself by rapping about Star Wars and other nerd fare with encyclopedic knowledge, and his most recent about Twin Peaks is no different. He didn’t include it on any albums, he posted it online, someone made a video the same day, and it blew the fuck up on YouTube. Fire up your Twin Peaks memories, kids, and get ready for the chorus.
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Man, Apple sure is having trouble keeping a lid on these frickin’ things, que no? If only I could believe it was happening by accident…
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I already knew Mega Man was awesome. And Mega Man 2? Doubly so. That’s pretty much a no-brainer.The same can be said for the electric guitar, for yea, it is the only object known to man from which pure concentrated awesomery flows. However! You may be unprepared when these two crackling pillars of unadulterated awesomeforce intertwine and mingle into the raw, beating mass of downloadable music known as Mega Beardo. Exclamation point! Continue Reading