Calling a woman a hot piece of ass is wrong, do you hear me? Wrong! Offensive! Inappropriate! We’ve also already discussed the inherent douchbaggery of playing Farmville, so if you do both, it should be no surprise when a sassy bespectacled fury armed with a dry-erase board comes after you as if she were a spider monkey and you were made of bananas. Continue Reading

One of my favorite rappers, mc chris (you may know him as the voice of MC Pee Pants on Aqua Teen Hunger Force or Hesh on Sealab 2021), has made something of a name for himself by rapping about Star Wars and other nerd fare with encyclopedic knowledge, and his most recent about Twin Peaks is no different. He didn’t include it on any albums, he posted it online, someone made a video the same day, and it blew the fuck up on YouTube. Fire up your Twin Peaks memories, kids, and get ready for the chorus.
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Man, Apple sure is having trouble keeping a lid on these frickin’ things, que no? If only I could believe it was happening by accident…
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I already knew Mega Man was awesome. And Mega Man 2? Doubly so. That’s pretty much a no-brainer.The same can be said for the electric guitar, for yea, it is the only object known to man from which pure concentrated awesomery flows. However! You may be unprepared when these two crackling pillars of unadulterated awesomeforce intertwine and mingle into the raw, beating mass of downloadable music known as Mega Beardo. Exclamation point! Continue Reading

I had made a secret resolution never ever to mention the iPad on this site… and I just broke it. For no reason. Go, me!

If you share my hatred for the device-that-cannot-be-named and all it stands for, then you’ll probably be pretty excited to learn of it’s less evil Android-based alternative, the WePad. Specs, availability, and a nice big image, ahoy! Continue Reading